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The funniest quotes from kids: August Tweet Roundup

Humor offers relief from the summer heat! This August, parents sent in some hilarious quotes and outtakes from their kids and we shared them around the world. These kids aged 2-7 are funny and sweet (don’t separate my heart!) but are all together very CUTE.

The funniest quotes from kids: December Tweet Roundup

“Mom, you know how you were born a long time ago, back in the 1900s?” Our readers have some of the internet’s funniest kids! Thank you for sharing the funniest things your kids say. This month’s quotes were really hard to choose. We’ve got backhanded compliments, kids ready to party, and even a very big fan of Dunkin’ Donuts.

The funniest quotes from kids: November Tweet Roundup

“School was super. I didn’t get into any trouble.” Here are the funniest kid quotes from this month. Kids say funny things…but seriously, where do they come up with this stuff?? Parents from around the world share their kids cutest, silliest and most absurd quotes with us…and we are so glad they do!

Where'd you get your beautiful eyes? Costco!

Her eyes – how they twinkled!

Costco really does have everything 🤪 quote courtesy of @gabrielapetz Where do kids come up with this stuff? Lol. Did you know we do custom quote illustrations in the style of our book? They are so cute.

Lucy: Mummy... Me: Yes, baby? Lucy: You look...knackered.

Mommy’s exhausted

Kids do wonders for your self esteem 😳…via Jessica Sharp Brutal honesty is a (hilarious) trait of childhood. Got something funny to share? Submit your quote for a chance to be featured on our social media.