Kids are funny: The March Tweet Roundup

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It was as giggle-inducing to gather these tweets as it was to post them the first time! Kids are funny and we never get tired of hearing how they see the world. These little comedians shared their commentary on everything from time, pie, and aging. They haven’t been on the planet long but they’re figuring out it works: “I want to be here for a million miles!” I mean, why can’t we measure time in miles? Maybe the kids’ onto something!

Your kids are funny!

If you liked these, you’ll love our illustrated book filled with hilarious and absurd kid quotes.. Plus, we publish new quotes every day on social media! Check out some of our best tweets from this past month and follow @lilquotesbook on Twitter or @littlequotesbook on Instagram and Facebook for more.


Tell us…what’s your kid said lately?