Funny things kids say to their Dads: Father’s Day Roundup

Happy Father’s Day! As always, we receive lots of quotes submitted by parents of the funniest kids around the web. Today, we created a roundup tribute to Dads! They are sweet, silly and sometimes insulting…but we know deep down these kids have nothing but heart for their dads.

“Dad, no offense, but you’re like the Hulk without coffee.”

-Chance, age 9

submitted by @deathbydiapers

Featuring quotes submitted by: @deathbydiapers @thedadbriefs @momming_glory  plus some amazing quotes featured in our illustrated book!

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Happy Father’s Day from our family to yours! 

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