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quote about kid sleep

Check-in with your body

The body wants what it wants. It’s good to check-in with your tired body! Quote courtesy of the very funny @satiricalmommy  Kids say so many funny things as they grow in self-awareness. Submit your funny quotes for a chance to be featured on our social media.

onions make me cry

Onions make me cry too

This is too cute ❤️ via the super funny @momdamnit  Kids have their very own funny language. To get more hilarious moments, get the Little Quotes by Little Quotes book.

kid quote about arguments

Don’t interrupt

Because I started my words first! 😜. Love this funny quote from the hilarious @redyellowgreendance We loved this definition of “interrupt.” For more funny moments from a kids’ point of view, check out Little Quotes by Little Folks.

funny kid quote about naps

Nap inclusion

Pet naps are my favorite 😜. This adorable little gem courtesy of @momsterclub  After all, cats aren’t the only pets who nap! Got a funny kid? Submit their quotes for a chance to be featured.

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Gender observations

I guess I’m a daddy too then 😜 Quote via the very funny @millennialmama90  Gender observations are funny. Got some funny quotes to share? Submit them here for a chance to be featured.

funny quote about playing games with kids

Sportsmanship is funny

Kids are fun 😜 Quote via the hilarious @anna.doesnt.want.to What’s better than losing at Chutes and Ladders? Our hilarious Instagram account! Click on the image to follow.

funny quotes about dinner

Vegetables and foie gras, kid.

From now on I’m only answering to Fancy Pants 😂. Quote via the hilarious @momsterclub  We wonder what mom offered for dinner to earn that nickname! Get more funny kid quotes from the book, Little Quotes by Little Folks.

a kids rules for marriage

Funny wedding facts

Them’s the rules 😜 quote via the very funny @xtina_crawford on Twitter The way kids see the world is funny! Get more giggles when you buy the book.

Boobie Man funny quote

Lesser-known superheroes

We need a new superhero franchise 😜 quote via the funny @antsybutterfly Come see what kids had to say about mountains and ladybugs. Buy the book!

kids say the darndest things

Suck it up, buttercup

No. But it’s harder than I expected ❤️ quote via the funny @shepensblog We can just imagine this kid’s deadpan face! Come see what kids think about everything from cowboys to arcades when you buy the Little Quotes by Little Folks book.

what kids think about reading

Literacy and learning

This kid’s got it all figured out 😜. Quote courtesy of the very funny @blabnation Just stare at the page and fake it ’till ya make it! Come see what other funny things kids had to say when you follow our Instagram. Just click on the image to get there.

do you miss me when you blink quote

Don’t close your eyes

I do 😂😂 quote courtesy of the always funny @momdamnit Can’t take my eyes off you, baby. Do your kids say funny things? We bet they do. Submit your quotes for a chance to be featured on our social media.