“Mom, you know how you were born a long time ago, back in the 1900s?” Our readers have some of the internet’s funniest kids! Thank you for sharing the funniest things your kids say. This month’s quotes were really hard to choose. We’ve got backhanded compliments, kids ready to party, and even a very big fan of Dunkin’ Donuts.
“School was super. I didn’t get into any trouble.” Here are the funniest kid quotes from this month. Kids say funny things…but seriously, where do they come up with this stuff?? Parents from around the world share their kids cutest, silliest and most absurd quotes with us…and we are so glad they do!
Costco really does have everything 🤪 quote courtesy of @gabrielapetz Where do kids come up with this stuff? Lol. Did you know we do custom quote illustrations in the style of our book? They are so cute.
Well, stop! 🤦🏻♀️. Such a cute quote courtesy of the very funny @honeymustardmama Click on the image to follow us on Instagram!
Our book release is almost here and we can hardly contain our excitement! A funny, heartwarming gift for family and teachers this holiday season..•Little Quotes By Little Folks is now available for preorder. We are so proud of the finished product and can’t wait to share it with you!
What a superstar ❤️ Love this precious gem from @redyellowgreendance Buy the book
The baby needs milk stat! 😜. Love this gem from @avocadomama1 Want more laughs? Buy the book!
Cuteness overload ❤️ quote courtesy of the very funny @cheesecakeandcrying. You never know what kids will come up with on “Talk like a pirate day!” Click on the image to follow us on Instagram.
Well, that clears it up 😜 Quote courtesy of @sarabellab123. Getting ready for school is a process; who knew there were so many stages? Get more funnies when you buy the Little Quotes by Little Folks book!
No, sweetie. It just looks like there are two 😢😂. Quote courtesy of @havepunswilltravel. Wanna bet that the big question about where babies come from is next? Get more funny quotes by funny kids when you buy the book.
Can you believe we actually had to use soap and water? The horror 😜. Quote courtesy of the funny @itsdeenalang Soap or sanitizer though, we’re just glad they wash their hands! Submit your own funny kid quotes.
I’m using this excuse next time I’m “running” late 😜 Quote via the funny @leahbobeahb Do your kids say funny things? Submit their quotes here for the chance to be featured.